heartsblogcars:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

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(via cleverwitticism)

cybercitrus:

People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.

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(via trollingbatterwitch)

azureinfinity:

ellaamelia:

Story of my life

They are so fucking classy I swear

azureinfinity:

ellaamelia:

Story of my life

They are so fucking classy I swear

(via cleverwitticism)

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? 

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????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

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bigfatnigga:

DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!

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I’m hiding in my room because I don’t want to greet the guests. So here’s what I call “Googly eyes do fucking nothing on Hetalia”

mademoisellekhaos:

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Mon dieu look at dat wine.

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Finland stahp!

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Guise, aren’t tomatoes liek the best thing evur?

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Fahk off Spain!

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‘sup, guuurl! Look at mah pants!

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Bruder, nein!

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Aw gawd Gurmany ur bro is stoopit!

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I have no idea wats going on.

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Aw maan.

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Ooh, Angleterre is ma creepy alien face scaring you?

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Fahk u France I have a Flying Mint Bunneh!

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I will kill you all in your sleep C:image

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  • me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”

glamcamchic:

balloonney:

LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS

he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road

he wants to get to

the other side

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the motherfucking chicken is suicidal

oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE

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londonphile:

Benedict Cumberbatch Into Darkness Behind the Scenes - 1080p caps 

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egberts:

i wonder how much salt has been wasted filming supernatural

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rockinthecassbutt:

My husband and I shopped at Kohl’s today and we saw this.

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kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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