when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
(via cleverwitticism)
People that think they are going to be magically independent when they become 18.
(via trollingbatterwitch)
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
(via cleverwitticism)
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
(via fuefukidouji)
I’m hiding in my room because I don’t want to greet the guests. So here’s what I call “Googly eyes do fucking nothing on Hetalia”
Mon dieu look at dat wine.
Finland stahp!
Guise, aren’t tomatoes liek the best thing evur?
Fahk off Spain!
‘sup, guuurl! Look at mah pants!
Bruder, nein!
Aw gawd Gurmany ur bro is stoopit!
I have no idea wats going on.
Aw maan.
Ooh, Angleterre is ma creepy alien face scaring you?
Fahk u France I have a Flying Mint Bunneh!
I will kill you all in your sleep C:
(via greeneyedbritishgirl)

- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS
he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road
he wants to get to
the other side
the motherfucking chicken is suicidal
oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE
(via sailorinferno1208)
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
(via cleverwitticism)





























